Tabs and Toggles

Wake up! Wake up! We’re doomed. Do you think they’ll melt us down? Don’t shoot! Don’t shoot! Will this never end? Luke, tell Owen that if he gets a translator to be sure it speaks Bocce. It looks like we don’t have much of a choice but I’ll remind him. I have no need for a protocol droid. Sir — not in an environment such as this — that’s why I’ve also been programmed for over thirty secondary functions that… What I really need is a droid that understands the binary language of moisture vaporators. Vaporators! Sir — My first job was programming binary load lifter…very similar to your vaporators. You could say… Do you speak Bocce? Of course I can, sir. It’s like a second language for me…I’m as fluent in… All right shut up! I’ll take this one.

I can’t see a thing in this helmet. This is not going to work. Why didn’t you say so before? I did say so before! Where are you taking this…thing? Prisoner transfer from Block one-one-three-eight. I wasn’t notified. I’ll have to clear it. Look out! We’ve got to find out which cell this princess of yours is in. Here it is…cell twenty-one-eight-seven. You go get her. I’ll hold them here. Everything is under control. Situation normal. What happened? Uh…had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here, now, thank you. How are you? We’re sending a squad up. Uh, uh, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak…very dangerous. Who is this? What’s your operating number? Boring conversation anyway. Luke! We’re going to have company!

Did you hear that? They’ve shut down the main reactor. We’ll be destroyed for sure. This is madness! We’re doomed! There’ll be no escape for the Princess this time. What’s that? Artoo! Artoo-Detoo, where are you? At last! Where have you been? They’re heading in this direction. What are we going to do? We’ll be sent to the spice mine of Kessel or smashed into who knows what! Wait a minute, where are you going? Hey…hey, open the pressure maintenance hatch on unit number… where are we? Three-two-six-eight-two-seven. If we can just avoid any more female advice, we ought to be able to get out of here. Well, let’s get moving!